if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out
has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
steal her style: too turnt
wren leopard shorts ($170)
american apparel crop top ($24)
vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)
alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)
smirnoff vodka ($18)
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
my scary pumpkin.