"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
looking in the mirror after the anaconda video
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
some people be needing some
you dangerous, dangerous people
That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
*looks at clock