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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

juliahelbig:

Yes.

rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.