Pug Dog bitchzilla

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

omgwang:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

blessyouashton:

nialriver:

kingoftheniall:

dammittlouis:

ziallerhorlik:

horangecrush:

Today is Earth Day so I would like to thank the Earth for blessing the Earth with the gift of Niall Horan

and Zayn Malik

and Louis Tomlinson

and Harry Styles

and Liam Payne

but mainly Zayn

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing