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dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

thesassycat:

some people be needing some

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix