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Me when: zayn malik (+ emojis)

diamondsanddelrey:

this was probably lana to marina when she heard “deadly nightshade” in froot

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maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)
My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why.
Repetition by Phil Kaye (via electric-wish)

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

fadeintocase:

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

juliahelbig:

Yes.